095-A What do teenage boys think of as they lie in a hospital bed? In David’s case, it was a Starbucks banana Java chip coffee based Frappaccino, with no whipped cream. I thought this might be too rich, but David reasserted his request when waking up after his bone biopsies, so I headed for Starbucks in nearby Ely this afternoon after we returned home to make him a happy chappy following his ordeal.

Being an uncool mum, I read my order from a piece of paper. I am a purist when it comes to coffee, I enjoy a straight forward filter coffee, and confess that Sainsbury’s own five-strength continental brand is my favourite. David, it seems, has much more sophisticated tastes.

“Is this the first time you have ordered one?” asked the assistant, with a big grin on his face.

I explained it was my son’s first request following a visit to hospital, and the assistant nodded approvingly, saying he had very good taste.

And actually it was my first time, I usually wait outside in my car on double yellow lines while David dashes in with his order after I collect him from the rail station when his college has finished. This was a takeaway order as David was resting at home.

David hangs out in Starbucks regularly. And it’s not cheap for a student, his fancy Frappaccino set me back £3.20. One of their staff rang me the other day from their Cambridge branch: “Your son or daughter has left their mobile phone here,” they said, after dialling “mum”.

When David applied to get a job in the newly opened Ely branch, he was told there was a very long waiting list, they were not taking any more names, that’s how popular it is.

I picked up a leaflet while I waited for his order to be frothed up; I learnt that the Man in White is appearing in Ely next month, so I hope to book a ticket to meet up with Martin Bell. I remember him vividly as a failed MEP candidate in the last Euro elections. I would like to meet him and ask him about his experiences, if he has any further political ambitions.

As far as the hospital went, David had four biopsies from his jaw, two from his infected area and two others from unaffected areas. These will be sent off as a “blind” test for the microbiologists. The last time David had a similar biopsy at Great Ormond Street Hospital two years ago, the “good” bone was also reported to be infected, so David’s consultant suggested we have this biopsy – and a more extensive one – at the University College Hospital where he believes they have “world class” microbiologists.

I discovered at the last minute that there was a parent’s room available where I could spend the night, so I had no need to travel to 18 Doughty Street, and I am so very grateful for their kind offer as it gave me peace of mind in the run-up to David’s visit.

His op was delayed because the notes had not been transferred from GOS, but David is a good patient, he has never been phased about needles and blood tests. He has always been very easy going. His face is pretty sore now, as you would expect, but not as swollen as previous times. (10 mins later – spoke too soon, it takes time for the swelling to appear, his normal oval shaped face is now very rectangular, poor chap, he can only speak through slowly and softly through clenched teeth).

This was David’s fourth biopsy. Being on the 12th floor, David had a room with a view of some of the top London tourist sites, and we even saw the Proms’ final night fireworks. The nurses joined us for this wonderful spectacle.

The UCL allows patients in the teen wards to use mobile phones for texting and incoming calls, but they are also used by families quite openly for calls home. Nobody seemed to mind.

We had a few hours to spare the night before the op, so David put on his posh Prada sunglasses (I can only afford Boots’) and we headed for Oxford Street to shop, shop and shop (for him, not me!) Only the stores had closed (thankfully) so we settled for a delicious Italian dinner in Covent Garden instead.

We have to wait up to four weeks for David’s results. He is recovering home with me for the remaining week, I shall enjoy pampering him while I can. It won’t be long before he flies the nest.

P.S. There was only one unpleasant episode, a thief stole the food and drink I took with me and left in the fridge on the hospital ward, it was my favourite fresh fruit.