Hard to believe, but it seems the French hope to beat us at our own game – conkers!

While our nanny state is intent on banning this favourite pastime from our local schools, our European neighbours have been hammering away at it in great style.

Mais oui, they even hope to thrash us in the World Championship this weekend – is nothing sacred for the Brits!

The game was introduced to France by the expat community and there are 300 paid up members, mostly French, of La Fédération Française de Conkers. It has soared in popularity, especially since being shown on French TV.

Their schools are not such killjoys either. French schoolchildren have taken it up in the playground free of meddlesome bureaucrats.

My son James was runner-up in his school conker championship a couple of years ago, I’m glad he wasn’t deprived the chance of this fun. It looks like we will soon have to hop over the Channel for a game if we cannot conker those killjoys….