What’s the longest you have waited for a plumber to arrive after making an emergency call? Can you beat our wait yesterday of more than 14 hours?

I was mystified as to why the bathroom carpet was wet in places on Friday night, and it worsened yesterday morning. We called Anglian Water who we are insured with for emergency plumbing and drainage and they promised to send a plumber round. That was at 8am.

Later that day the water started seeping through the ceiling and dripping on to the dining room table. We called again and again. They said they were very busy, there were lots of other plumbing disasters, not once did they even give us the basic advice to switch off the water mains, but kept saying they would get back to us. They never did.

This company made £109 million profit last year, they didn’t even have the common sense to call out a few more plumbers to help them cope with their huge backlog. Or were they too tight-fisted?

Plumber Pete eventually arrived, tired and weary, at 10.15pm and sorted out the problem within minutes, tightening up some loose fittings on the ball valve and elsewhere around the loo.

It seems our problem was not high priority, it was regarded as a “controlled” leak because we could catch the water in a bowl, it was irrelevant that the ceiling with its light fittings might be soaking wet too. Surely every leak is important, water is a precious commodity in short supply right now.

Just like airlines pay out to customers for lengthy flight delays, companies like this making obscene profits should be forced to compensate customers they have considerably inconvenienced for unacceptable long delays and poor service. They would soon sharpen up their act.