It’s a bit of a tenuous link, I admit, but my main indulgence is trying out new face creams. When I read that Kate Middleton and Katherine Jenkins were both devotees of Karin Herzog, I decided to try out their products and placed an online order. That was around a month ago, and I’m still waiting for delivery.

I wrote to them last week asking for an update, but have had no reply, and have just sent another message. It’s very disappointing that they do not place a higher value on customer relations, and keep them when there is an unexpected delay.

What are the odds that the Duchess of Cambridge and our stunning mezzo soprano do not experience the same poor service…