I’m just back from spending the day in Wisbech with my mother and we did a spot ofimage shopping.  I can tell you they are very well dressed shoppers in the Fenland capital; we did not see one slovenly dressed shopper wearing slippers and pyjamas.

I was looking out for trolley pushers in their nightwear following the appearance of a bizarre notice in a Cardiff Tesco store which states: "Footwear must be worn at all times and no nightwear is permitted."

The Cardiff store has banned shoppers from wearing pyjamas, including Elaine Carmody, 24, who was refused service when the policy was introduced, and seems totally unembarrassed by her inappropriate attire.

However, I will admit that I have thrown a coat over my nightwear on a couple of occasions and jumped in the car to drive my son to the station for his early morning train when we have both overslept.

As I headed down the A10 into Ely, it felt like I was carrying a huge secret, and I hoped nothing would happen on the journey which would force me to stop.

While in Wisbech today, I was intrigued by a newish reptile shop which seems to be bucking the recession. My curiosity got the better of me and I stepped inside for a peek and was told about the customer who bought a tarantula every week for three months. Why would anyone want a dozen tarantulas? Yuk!!

They also rescue pythons which have done a runner. Apparently, when they captured a python from the engine of a car, the owner told them that as it was a sunny day, she decided to let it loose on the front garden for a good stretch…..

You couldn’t make it up!

*I’m delighted to see that Wisbech is recommended in today’s Times Weekend magazine as a great British weekend escape. Where I go, others obviously follow …..