I breastfed my eldest son David to Countdown and thought I image had reared a child genius when he could recite many upper case letters of the alphabet before the age of two, before he could even speak properly.

However, he never did master the conundrum or numbers game with such ease. And while he still has an amazing photographic memory, his intellectual abilities have levelled out over the years.

Having enjoyed Countdown so much, I was saddened to learn that Carol Vorderman has quit the show, but I can’t say I blame her if it is true that she was offered a 90% pay cut to stay on. However bewitching Carol is, the quiz programme never retained its appeal following the untimely death of its original quiz master Richard Whiteley – theirs truly was a perfect TV "marriage". So it’s probably best for her to quit now, and look for pastures new.

image *I have just collected my youngest son James from Ely Golf Club where he is practising hard to reduce his handicap so he can play in a junior tournament next month.

"Did you bump into Gary?" I asked him, because the word going round is that Gary Lineker has moved to Ely and lives near the golf course with his lingerie model girlfriend Danielle. James saw him at the BMW golf championship at Wentworth a few weeks ago when Linkeker was reporting on it.

I wonder how long will it be before James bumps into him on the golf course and they exchange tips….