My husband doesn’t wash his feet before going to bed, so he can count his blessings for not marrying this Chinese woman called Luo, who burned her husband to death for failing to do so.
Can you imagine what his fate would have been if he had not replaced the top back on the toothpaste or put the loo seat down?
Well, dear Ellee, I’d have been murdered long ago, I guess. But, I have learned to put the loo seat down. Although, as a friend once asked, why don’t women put it back up when they’re finished?
Well certainly, my bath is last thing at night and my husband does the same so I won’t have to murder him and he always puts the seat down too and we each have different toothpaste tubes so there you are. Perfect, almost.
I did not mean to embarrass my husband with this post. Maybe we should do the same as JMB each night. A bath at night is relaxing too.
As a bachelor waiting for Demi Moore, Elizabeth Hurley or Elizabeth Vargas to divorce, you have given me new ammunition to use inpersuading them to become involved with me. “I am thoughtful enough to ALWAYS leave the seat in the down position on the Loo!” Thanks, Ellee! You can dance at my wedding!!!:D
Michael, I’m sure there are lots of other lovely single ladies who would suitable for you. And I hope you will remember to invite to your wedding.
I’m pretty well house trained, Ellee. Near as perfect as can be. 🙂
Michael Manning – why on earth would you want those women?? Demi Moore who takes her clothes off for a living, has had children and extensive surgery, and Liz Hurley who is completely independant and so doesn’t need you, or any man. They both seem in love with fame and riches. They appear pretty on film but do you know their characters? Far better to choose a nice girl who adores you. Someone who won’t balk at cleaning the loo. When they ring you Michael, let them down gently 😉
Well, I always put foot cream on them!
Pip, I agree, Michael can do far better than Demi Moore et al. He is good looking, so I can’t imagine he is short of offers.
Most Certainly
And I expect my women to wash their most intimate parts before & after too.
Just the way I was raised I guess – lol