Do you recognise this smooth haired man with a certain je ne sais quoi mousy greyness? Does he strike you as the sexiest man in Finland, which is how   Jacques Chirac once famously described him?

He is Matti Vanhanen, the Finnish Prime Minister, who is said to have parted from a lover he met on the internet by sending her a curt text message saying: “that’s it”.

For her, payback time was publishing a kiss-and-tell book designed to embarrass him only days before the Finnish general election on Sunday, but instead his popularity has soared. And one can understand why, when you learn a little about him. 

His ex’s revelations include a romantic description of the Prime Minister telling her that her kiss tasted better than an oven- baked jacket potato, his favourite food. Oh dear, was that before or after dinner? And his interests include chopping wood and DIY, so it probably doesn’t take long before the silences start.

Wikipedia says that Vanhanen has been characterised as uncharismatic and even boring, which he has attempted to turn to his advantage in tense political situations. Vanhanen is known for being teetotaler, saying that he doesn’t like the taste of alcohol.

But before you start feeling for sorry him, please don’t, he seems to be doing ok and his latest romantic interest is said to be Merikukka Forsius, 34, a Green politician, who is very attractive. They have been seen dancing cheek to cheek, and the press noted that they both gave presentation speeches for a showing of Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth – an ironic title, in the circumstances. 

Can you imagine any Prime Minister spending time on internet chat rooms? Is Vanhanen really a lonely and boring man, should we feel sorry for him? Are there any exciting men in Finland, besides Lordi? I wonder what Jacques Chirac knows  about Vanhanen that we don’t…