If you had a Cheeky Girl to cuddle up to, you’d want to keep her by your side, wouldn’t you?

That’s certainly what Lembit Opik thought, there’s no point in being an MP if you don’t have influence! So he wrote to the Cheeky Girls’ MP Michael Foster and spoke to a Home Office minister when they faced deportation threats earlier this summer.

And Lib Dems are right behind lovestruck Lembit, saying he had shown “total propriety”. I wonder why the duo couldn’t contact their MP themselves, why Lembit needed to intervene.

And now Garbriela and Monica’s home country Romania is due to join the EU on January 1, it’s unlikely there will be any pressure on them to leave.

Did it ever cross Lembit’s mind that this was the reason Gabriela suddenly found him Mr Irresistible? Unless anyone else has any better ideas.

I love Gabriela’s perceptive quote too about pantomime love:

“Our relationship is really genuine and it’s not out of a pantomime or anything like that. We understand each other really well and we are looking for a long relationship here.”

Are they a match made in heaven, or will they be lucky to outlast the panto season – oh no they won’t!