I’ve been tagged by Dizzy and Norfolk blogger to list 10 things I would never do, as if life isn’t busy enough, so here goes:

1. Say “ignorance is bliss”.

2. A parachute jump.

3. Retake my Maths GCSE.

4. Give up long country walks.

5. Start smoking again.

6. Sing a solo.

7. Own a pet python.

8. Join the BNP.

9. Forget to apply my daily sunscreen.

10. Give up my daily fix of newsprint.

It’s now my turn to pass on this MEME to cityunslicker, Sicily Scene, Geoff, Maalie, Guthrum, Bel, Neo Jacobins, PC Bloggs, Jeremy, Nourishing Obscurity and Heather Yaxley – hope I haven’t broken any rules by adding an extra one.