I caught up with the desperate fame seeking celebs in the jungle last night and couldn’t work out why Jordan had to go all that way to seek “closureâ€.
It was in this jungle that she met Pete Andre and fell in love with him five years ago. They later married and had two lovely children, but earlier this year announced their separation.
My wish is that Pete secretly arrives in a helicopter to steal Jordan’s thunder by singing love songs around the campfire with fellow contestant Mis-Teeq while his ex-missus chokes on kangaroo testicles.
Here is my message to Jordan: you had two kids with this guy and there will never be closure, he will always be part of your life to a greater or lesser degree, so get used to it. You still share parental responsibilities, and that means going to school parents’ evenings, school shows and sports days. The more mature you can be about this, the better.
Maybe the last laugh will be on Pete, who claims he turned down an invitation to appear on the show, preferring to stay home with the kids.
Or will he surprise us?
I don’t think he is that desperate. She, however, is.
They’re idiots.
It’s simple. Don’t analyse it.
Why people are remotely interested is beyond me.
I could hardly agree with you more, Ellee. I try to avoid this “reality stuff” as a rule, but it seems almost impossible not to dip in now and again!
Maalie, I’m pretty sure that as intrepid adventurers Down Under, you and Simon would find this jungle life a piece of cake.
I think it unwise to take sides in a celebrity marriage. we don’t really know them.